"Whatever it is, it better be entertaining! I'm getting bored already!"
"Stunty? You mean Goblins, Ogres and Halflings? Those zoggin gitz aren't Blood Bowl Players, they're jokes! They can't punch, and they can't score!"
"Indeed they are, Bob. But Commissioner Juice seems determined to give every team a chance! Seeing that the last three champions were Chaos, Lizardmen and Wood Elves, maybe he wants to see something different?"
ONE DAY TOURNAMENT
"I just hope they play some actual Blood Bowl Jim. With Scoring, and most importantly, Death!"
"That's even hoping that the Halflings don't spend the entire tournament tailgating! But either way, all of you prospective teams, we'll see you out there on the tenth of August! This is Jim Johnson with Bob Bifford, signing off!"
PRIZES, FAME & GLORY
THE REAL FANTASY FOOTBALL
"Ladies and Gentlemen, you are watching Calbalvision HD. Once again, I am Jim Johnson along with my partner Bob Bifford, and Commissioner Juice has cooked up a special Other Realms tournament on the Tenth of August! He has made the call for all Stunty teams to come together for this... Soup-err Bowl... to see who's the best!"