"Whatever it is, it better be entertaining! I'm getting bored already!"
"I just hope they play some actual Blood Bowl Jim. With Scoring, and most importantly, Death!"
"Indeed they are, Bob. But Commissioner Juice seems determined to give every team a chance! Seeing that the last three champions were Chaos, Lizardmen and Wood Elves, maybe he wants to see something different?"
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"Stunty? You mean Goblins, Ogres and Halflings? Those zoggin gitz aren't Blood Bowl Players, they're jokes! They can't punch, and they can't score!"
"That's even hoping that the Halflings don't spend the entire tournament tailgating! But either way, all of you prospective teams, we'll see you out there on the tenth of August! This is Jim Johnson with Bob Bifford, signing off!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, you are watching Calbalvision HD. Once again, I am Jim Johnson along with my partner Bob Bifford, and Commissioner Juice has cooked up a special Other Realms tournament on the Tenth of August! He has made the call for all Stunty teams to come together for this... Soup-err Bowl... to see who's the best!"